There’s a huge Easter Bunny that’s been lying on my desk, wrapped in plastic, since Easter. My employer handed them out just before Easter, but I was out on vacation, so I didn’t get mine until after, when I had no chance of actually using it or giving it to you (cuz, you know, it’s a bunny). So it lay in its bag untouched.

Yesterday I arrived at my desk in the morning to find my Easter Bunny sitting in my chair working on my computer. This freaked me out at first, but I picked up the Easter Bunny and moved him to a corner of my desk, where I propped him up in a sitting position so he could watch me work.

Today I noticed (after about fifteen minutes of sitting at my desk) that the Easter Bunny has acquired a lei, a visor, and an ice cream pop cone.

This is starting to get creepy.