Who knew? When I add lots of water to it, the coffee at work is actually halfway decent! And it only needed two packets of blue stuff.

Granted, I’d prefer pink stuff, but they’re out of it. I’d also like some half-and-half, but they only have powdered shit, and I can’t stand powdered shit.

Starbucks needs to start putting their packaged drinks in twelve-ounce aluminum cans. That way I can get a Caramel Frappuccino from the Coke machine.

I finally have three days off from the insanity of Cabaret. The hell week from hell was topped off by a matinee performance for which both my ASM and my spot right were absent. I filled in for my ASM by running the backstage portion of the show (even though he forgot to leave his notes and I had no idea what needed to be done and when), while the director filled in for part of my job by calling spot cues, and the assistant director ran spot right and kept burning herself.