15 Mar 2002

A Survey

Well, I might as well jump on the bandwagon and post a survey just like Maile and Traci did. It seems to be the cool thing to do. So let me go find a survey to take… ah! Here’s one:

1. Does this question sound familiar?
   No.
2. Does this question sound familiar?
   Yes.
3. Does this question sound familiar?
   Yes.
4. Does this question sound familiar?
   Yes.
5. Does this question sound familiar?
   Yes.
6. Does this question sound familiar?
   Yes!
7. Does this question sound familiar?
   YES!!!!
8. Does this question sound familiar?
   Yes, already!
9. Does this question sound familiar?
   For God’s sake, YES!
10. Does this question sound familiar?
    Listen, I already answered this question. The answer is still YES.
11. Does this question sound familiar?
    Stupid survey. Yes!
12. Does this question sound familiar?
    Arrrgh!
13. Does this question sound familiar?
    I’m tired of typing “Yes.”
14. Does this question sound familiar?
    Ehrn.
15. Does this question sound familiar?
    Listen, retard, what kind of a dumb survey is this anyway?
16. Does this question sound familiar?
    I’m not answering.
17. Does this question sound familiar?
    Nope.
18. Does this question sound familiar?
    Not at all.
19. Does this question sound familiar?
    Listen, if you’re just going to ask me the same question over and over again, I’m going to stop taking this survey!
20. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
21. Does this question sound familiar?
    I swear, I’ll stop.
22. Does this question sound familiar?
    So… frustrating…
23. Does this question sound familiar?
    YES!!! It’s the SAME FUCKING QUESTION!!!!
24. Does this question sound familiar?
    AHHHHH!!!!!
25. Does this question sound familiar?
    STOP IT!!!!
26. Does this question sound familiar?
    Please stop it?
27. Does this question sound familiar?
    Please. Come on. It’s not funny anymore.
28. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
29. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
30. Does this question sound familiar?
    yEs.
31. Does this question sound familiar?
    yeS.
32. Does this question sound familiar?
    yes!
33. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
34. Does this question sound familiar?
    Fuck you. Forget it. That’s the last time I try to take a survey.
35. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
    Nope, it’s too late. I’m not answering.
36. Why not?
    Because you’re an ANNOYING BITCH, that’s why not!
37. Are you a bitch?
    No.
38. Do you have a crush?
    Go away.
39. Can I ask just one more question?
    Okay, sure.
40. Hold on, I’m thinking of a really good one…
    Arrrgh! Hurry up!
41. What color pants are you wearing right now?
    Gray.