Quotes

“Welcome to the part of the mall that smells like feet,” a large sign above me should have said.

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Claire is frustrated and exhausted by her full-time job at the Magic Kingdom. This afternoon, she randomly informed me, “Disney ate my brain!”

Of course, I replied, “It’s prob’ly still hungry then.”

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From Michelle‘s journal:

“I’m reading 2 books right now… One tells me how to be a good person… and the other one tells me how to get what I want… :-\ Decisions decisions…”

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At precisely 10:50am, I received this vague, cryptic, single-line email from a co-worker named Rachel:

For those in the front office…..11:30 🙂

What an eerie message. Is 11:30 the end of the world? Or is she pointing out that the front office is in a different time zone from the rest of the company, and it was 11:30 in the front office at 10:50 elsewhere? Is she staging a coup, and we must march together at 11:30? I’m thoroughly intrigued… and a little worried.

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“So you like Barbra Streisand?” the creepy Michael’s employee asked, indicating my What Would Barbra Do? t-shirt.

“Eh, I don’t know. I just thought it was a funny shirt… She’s okay.”

“I saw a thing on Saturday Night Live about her. They said she’s auctioning off all her possessions… and selling them on eGay.”

I laughed awkwardly.

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A man at Starbucks, discussing my car with his friends:

“Well, it’s got a hula girl, and it says U-H-L-L, so I bet it’s from the University of Hawaii. University of Hawaii… hono-Lu-Lu or something.”

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This is Alex’s away message right now:

“how many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? …. none. you let the fuckers cry in the dark”

And that, my friends, is just one of the many reasons why Alex is awesome.

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Almost everyone on my Buddy List has an away message up right now, and I think it would be interesting just to list all of them. If you’re one of those people who likes to do the same weird things that other people have done on their weblogs, feel free to do this too.

What do you dream about when your love is asleep at your side?

Sorry %a, I’m Sleeping……. I’ll Talk To You Later =)

things to do today:-sleep in-lunch with cousin Siobhan, visiting from Oregon-get hair done- facial-hang with the boys-some type of fun tonight-laundry, clean room- SLEEP

im curled up in a little ball softly tucked away in my big comfy bed…alone 🙁 does somebody wanna cuddle?

You know when you work your ass off to make something great, but no matter what you do, nothing changes? yah. I wouldn’t know ANYTHING about that.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o’-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says “You.” After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

I am away from my computer right now.

I am burnt and itchy. Last day of FINALS tomorrow and then I am free! Call the cell, I am studying till the break of dawn. Then class. THEN A NAP!! Then possibly Mean Girls with KAT. JUST CALL MY EFFIN CELL. kthnx.

I am online, but may be away from my computer.

“the prettiest people do the ugliest things”

Sleeping. Mmmmmmmm sleep.

Stuff. Use Cell.

I’m learing something… I think…

finalZ

I am currently away from the computer.

12:17 pm Quotes Comments Off on Away Messages


“Why did it say bear right?”

“Usually that means there’s a fork in the road. Like, bear right at the fork in the road.”

“But… there wasn’t a fork.”

“Maybe the bear took it.”



Last night we were blocking a scene between Jeanette and Marina.

Jeanette raised her hand in the air and shook it. “They shake hands?” she asked the director, reading the stage directions in the script.

“No, Jeanette. Shake Marina’s hand. Like, a handshake.”

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