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Normally I don’t do surveys, but I actually like this one. Or maybe I’m just more bored than usual.

1.When you look at yourself in the mirror, what’s the first thing you look at?
My hair… it’s always doing something interesting, like leaning precariously to one side.

2.How much cash do you have on you?
Fifty-nine dollars. Usually I have even more. After all, this is New York, and although there are a lot of muggings, most places still take cash only. I swear, new technologies (like credit cards) always come to New York last.

3.What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST”?
Nest! …or.

4.Favorite plants?
To be honest, I’m not a big fan of plants. I suppose I like some trees, but I can’t think of any specifically offhand. Banyan trees are pretty cool, I guess. Oh, and there are some edible plants that I like simply because of what they produce, such as cacao trees. I hate flowers, though, because they die.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
My friend Sharie holds that honor. I think she was calling to ask me to help her move. Oops.

6.What is your main ring tone on your phone?
Normally my phone is on vibrate, actually. But when it’s not on vibrate, it’s… hold your excitement… the sound of a ringing phone.

7.What shirt are you currently wearing?
I’m wearing a striped dress shirt that Ashleigh got me for either Hanukkah or my birthday. I can never keep those holidays separate in my mind because they’re within a few months of each other. Anyway, it’s a white base with tan, brown, green, and blue stripes. I’m also wearing a red t-shirt that features a squirrel playing the drums.

8.Do you “label” yourself?
Only when someone leaves the Dymo out. Haha, just kidding. But seriously, I think I’m some kind of computer geek/drama geek/emo kid/person who’s too old to have a label but doesn’t know it.

9.Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
Diesel. Funny, since I’m usually in Converse. But today, instead of the red Converse, I decided on the red Diesels with velcro. It was just a velcro kind of day, know what I mean?

10.Bright or Dark Room?
I’m not sure if you’re asking which I prefer or which I’m currently in. If you’re asking which I’m currently in, it’s definitely bright. It’s an office. I couldn’t get much work done in a dark room. Well, unless I were a photographer. And actually, come to think of it, since everything I do is on the computer, I suppose I could still do it in a dark room since the monitor is its own light.

11.What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Amanda and Deirdre both took this before me, and I think they’re sisters. Oh, and I think they’re both amazingly talented and beautiful, and I want like ten thousand of their babies. Also, I miss making fun of Amanda with Deirdre. And I miss making fun of Amanda with Amanda.

12.Ever “spilled the beans”?
Sure, I suppose. I can’t think of a specific incident right now, but I’m sure I have.

13.What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. Actually, it’s more likely I was tossing and turning. When the air conditioner comes on, I get too cold, but then when it turns off I get too warm. So I’m constantly moving the blanket on and off of myself during the night, as the air conditioner turns on and off. I know, I should just leave it on or off all night, but then I can’t use the super-cool “energy saver” feature.

14.What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
It said, “boarding for boston. see u next week,” and it was from Brandon. He’s getting on a plane to go to Boston, and then he’s coming to New York after that, so I’ll see him while he’s here.

15.Do you ever click on “Pop Ups” or Banners?
I think I sometimes click on banners, actually. I visit a lot of computer-oriented blogs, and they often have ads for really cool gadgets and things. So sometimes I click those. Not pop-ups, though. Usually those are for things I don’t want.

16.What’s a saying that you say a lot?
I’ve noticed a few one-word sayings I’ve been using lately, including “clearly” and “sweet.” Okay, so I lied. A couple, not a few.

17.Who told you they loved you last?
It was either my mom or Ashleigh. Ash said it in a text message earlier, but then I talked to my mom on the phone, and I can’t remember whether she said it or not.

18.Last furry thing you touched?
Besides myself? I think the last furry thing I touched was actually Sharie’s cat, Charlie. He’s a cute kitty.

19.How many hours a week do you work?
Well, I’m at work for about forty hours a week. I don’t know how much I actually work, but it’s theoretically slightly less than that. Maybe thirty-nine.

20.How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
None. In fact, I’m really surprised that this question is on here. Most people are using digital cameras these days, especially if they’re people who have blogs. I mean, sure, my grandma might still use film, but I think she’s unlikely to be filling out this survey anytime soon. Granted, if I sent it to her in an email, she’d prob’ly fill it out. But the fact is, I really don’t care what my grandma’s main ring tone is.

21.Favorite age you have been so far?
I bet a lot of people answer their current age, but I bet a lot of people who fill out surveys aren’t in their mid-twenties yet. For me, my favorite year was either the year that I was twenty-one or the year that I was twenty-three. For anyone who knows me, those years include West Side Summer and the summer of the Beavs.

22.Your worst enemy?
I really can’t think of a worst enemy, so I’ll use the philosophical cop-out and say “myself.” Or maybe “time.” But really, time is what will lead me to dinner tonight, and I like dinner.

23. What is your current desk top picture?
It’s a collection of five white circles of various sizes on a bright blue background. I made it myself. There’s no particular reason for it; I just like circles.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
“They used to be a fixed width because of NEON. I can’t remember if that’s true for SAP though. I think it is. You might ask Chris or Josef instead; I have a feeling they’re closer to the answer.” See? I do work!

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to go back in time to fix all of your mistakes, which would you pick?
Clearly I’d pick the million dollars, because I believe that nothing is a mistake. Everything is either a good experience or a learning experience, and I wouldn’t be who I am without my past being exactly how it is. Everything always works out better in the end as a result of whatever happens; that’s just how it is. So where’s my million dollars?



By the way, the quizzes that Lauren and I wrote a few years ago are back online after a two-year hiatus:

http://randomness.com/quiz

If you never took our quizzes, or if you did but you can’t remember what you got, I highly recommend “What Lunch Meat Are You?” as well as the extremely vague yet mildly amusing “What Are You?

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Well, I might as well jump on the bandwagon and post a survey just like Maile and Traci did. It seems to be the cool thing to do. So let me go find a survey to take… ah! Here’s one:

  1. Does this question sound familiar?
    No.
  2. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  3. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  4. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  5. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  6. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes!
  7. Does this question sound familiar?
    YES!!!!
  8. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes, already!
  9. Does this question sound familiar?
    For God’s sake, YES!
  10. Does this question sound familiar?
    Listen, I already answered this question. The answer is still YES.
  11. Does this question sound familiar?
    Stupid survey. Yes!
  12. Does this question sound familiar?
    Arrrgh!
  13. Does this question sound familiar?
    I’m tired of typing “Yes.”
  14. Does this question sound familiar?
    Ehrn.
  15. Does this question sound familiar?
    Listen, retard, what kind of a dumb survey is this anyway?
  16. Does this question sound familiar?
    I’m not answering.
  17. Does this question sound familiar?
    Nope.
  18. Does this question sound familiar?
    Not at all.
  19. Does this question sound familiar?
    Listen, if you’re just going to ask me the same question over and over again, I’m going to stop taking this survey!
  20. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  21. Does this question sound familiar?
    I swear, I’ll stop.
  22. Does this question sound familiar?
    So… frustrating…
  23. Does this question sound familiar?
    YES!!! It’s the SAME FUCKING QUESTION!!!!
  24. Does this question sound familiar?
    AHHHHH!!!!!
  25. Does this question sound familiar?
    STOP IT!!!!
  26. Does this question sound familiar?
    Please stop it?
  27. Does this question sound familiar?
    Please. Come on. It’s not funny anymore.
  28. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  29. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  30. Does this question sound familiar?
    yEs.
  31. Does this question sound familiar?
    yeS.
  32. Does this question sound familiar?
    yes!
  33. Does this question sound familiar?
    Yes.
  34. Does this question sound familiar?
    Fuck you. Forget it. That’s the last time I try to take a survey.
  35. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
    Nope, it’s too late. I’m not answering.
  36. Why not?
    Because you’re an ANNOYING BITCH, that’s why not!
  37. Are you a bitch?
    No.
  38. Do you have a crush?
    Go away.
  39. Can I ask just one more question?
    Okay, sure.
  40. Hold on, I’m thinking of a really good one…
    Arrrgh! Hurry up!
  41. What color pants are you wearing right now?
    Gray.
11:07 am Comments Off on A Survey




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