I had a meeting this morning at work. It was actually a meeting that I decided to hold. Isn’t that cool? I called a meeting. I made everyone come to my meeting so I could talk to them. I emailed my coworkers and said, hey, I think we need to talk about such-and-such. Let’s have a meeting at ten. And they said okay. So we had a meeting. My meeting. I feel so… so… managerial.

Now if only they’d let me get a secretary…