There’s a Hallmark Fresh Ink greeting card that says:

[Outside:]   If you drink 8 glasses of water a day, like they say to…
[Inside:]   Your new hobby will be peeing.

I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s so true. Every time I bring a water bottle to work (either 16- or 20-oz.), I have to pee at exactly 10:30am and again at exactly 11:30am. How weird is that?