Would you describe Bowling for Columbine as “liberal commie bullshit”? Do you believe that gun-death statistics are fabricated by the media in order to infringe upon your God-given right to bear arms? Will we have to pry your Smith & Wesson from your “cold dead hands”?

Then please, whatever you do, do not visit the National Rifleman Association’s Kooky Kidz Korner (or “NRA-KKK”).