I really hate it when I’m trying to type something suave and flirtatious like, “eventually you’ll cave in,” but instead I type, “eventually you’ll cave it.”

I mean, what’s up with that? Replacing “n” with “t”? They’re not typed by the same finger; they’re not even typed by the same hand! Why did my brain think I wanted the word “it” instead of “in”? It completely fucked up my flow. No, really, “it” completely fucked up my flow.

And just now, while typing the previous paragraph, I kept typing “thing” instead of “think.” In fact, I generally type the wrong one first whenever I type either of those words.

I hate brain typos.

Or as I like to call them… brait nypos. Ha ha.