So I was looking at my can of English Toffee Cappuccino mix, and I was quite upset when I noticed that it says “99.7% caffeine free.” After all, the reason I drink this stuff is for the caffeine.

Then I thought, wait a second, how many milligrams of caffeine are in each serving if it’s “99.7% caffeine free”?

Well, a serving is supposedly about 14 grams, so that’s 14,000 milligrams. And 0.3% of 14,000 is 42. So there are actually 42 milligrams of caffeine in each serving, which is about the same as a can of Coke. Sure, it’s about half the caffeine in a normal shot of espresso or cup of coffee, but I usually make twice as much anyway. So yeah. Stupid can.