My horoscope for today:

A fortunate change of circumstances… could have a positive impact on your life at this time, dear Aquarius. This situation could, however, involve a lot of adjustments, not to mention hard work. At times you could feel overwhelmed and somewhat intimidated by these developments; it is best to ignore these feelings, dear Aquarius, and push on. Don’t expect immediate results; however, they will come. Hang on to your optimism.

So apparently when I go to PJ’s Abbey in my PJs today (that’s my lunch plan; isn’t it brilliant?), I should order something new instead of the Reuben.