Apparently I’m not the first person to use the term “tree-manity,” nor am I the first person to use the entire phrase, “Oh the tree-manity.”

Funny how that works. Granted, if Google didn’t exist, I would definitely think it was the first recorded use of the term, and I’d be all excited. Damn you, Google. Damn you for dashing my dreams of creating a new term. Damn you to… glockensphere. Yeah. It’s an other-worldly plane full of dinging sounds. It’s gotta be someone’s personal hell. And it’s my term, dammit! Mine!