Apparently it’s hot outside.
If anyone’s worried about me getting heat stroke or something, let me assure you that both my home and my office are air-conditioned, and the walk between them is short and often shady*. So it’s okay; I’ll survive.
You’re still welcome to send me ice cream, though. I like Oatmeal Cookie Chunk the best.
* Mom, when I say “shady,” I mean it in a completely safe, free-of-crime way. Don’t worry.