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Apr 2005
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The DC
28 Apr 2005, 8:43 pm -
Free Coke
26 Apr 2005, 1:25 pm -
A New Inspired Musical
25 Apr 2005, 6:20 pm -
Inspired Musicals
22 Apr 2005, 12:29 pm -
A Cappella Nintendo
22 Apr 2005, 9:26 am -
Columbus’s Options
21 Apr 2005, 12:58 pm -
Happy DT Day
15 Apr 2005, 2:52 pm -
Quizzes Back Online
15 Apr 2005, 10:44 am -
Guss’ Pickles
10 Apr 2005, 4:58 pm -
Today Is the Real First Day of Spring
05 Apr 2005, 2:19 pm -
Google Gulp
01 Apr 2005, 11:52 am
Mar 2005
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Mix of Snow and Ice… and Blue Raspberry?
23 Mar 2005, 4:27 pm -
My Fabulous Amazon Watch List
22 Mar 2005, 10:18 pm -
Virginity, Sort Of
21 Mar 2005, 5:28 pm -
Yahoo Owns My Soul and I Like It
21 Mar 2005, 1:57 pm -
This Is How We Hear Things in the OC, Bitch!
19 Mar 2005, 10:59 am -
Visitor by Onelinedrawing
18 Mar 2005, 9:22 pm -
Progress/Congress Joke
18 Mar 2005, 12:56 pm -
It Must Be St. Patrick’s Day
17 Mar 2005, 12:02 pm -
Life Imitates Star Trek
16 Mar 2005, 12:57 pm -
Carte Blanche
14 Mar 2005, 10:54 am -
Pretty Park, Funny Show
13 Mar 2005, 2:08 pm -
A New Trailer
10 Mar 2005, 10:29 pm -
Vague Conversation
10 Mar 2005, 5:08 pm -
Short Updates
09 Mar 2005, 4:34 pm -
What a Pretty Snowstorm… Ack! My Eyes!
08 Mar 2005, 12:27 pm -
Spring? No, Still Winter
07 Mar 2005, 2:51 pm -
Times Square Centennial Film Festival
07 Mar 2005, 10:43 am -
Floating Buckets
07 Mar 2005, 10:29 am -
Still Just What the Doctor Ordered
07 Mar 2005, 10:05 am -
Stewardesses
05 Mar 2005, 2:38 pm -
Dismantling the Gates
05 Mar 2005, 12:01 pm -
La Frustración
04 Mar 2005, 9:18 pm -
Bandages?
04 Mar 2005, 6:58 pm -
Toilet
04 Mar 2005, 1:50 pm -
Avenue Q Lottery Sounds Like a Spam Name
04 Mar 2005, 1:04 pm -
E.T. P.
03 Mar 2005, 2:46 pm -
Cali-food-ia
02 Mar 2005, 12:07 pm -
Driving? Directions
02 Mar 2005, 12:05 pm
Feb 2005
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Round Pods
24 Feb 2005, 5:33 pm -
10-4, 24in48
20 Feb 2005, 11:54 am -
Hello, Can You See Me?
18 Feb 2005, 11:21 pm -
Quote of the Day
18 Feb 2005, 11:16 pm -
If You See Something, Say Something
18 Feb 2005, 11:28 am -
You Deserve a Break Today
18 Feb 2005, 10:50 am -
So Clever, the [Pepsi’s iTunes Giveaway] Cheat
17 Feb 2005, 12:46 pm -
Your Razor Is a Wus
16 Feb 2005, 9:52 pm -
The Lost Museum
16 Feb 2005, 12:56 pm -
Random Thoughts
16 Feb 2005, 12:08 pm -
24in48
15 Feb 2005, 12:02 pm -
The Best Handheld Computer Ever, Part B
15 Feb 2005, 9:58 am -
More on The Gates
14 Feb 2005, 10:36 am -
V-Day Commute
14 Feb 2005, 10:09 am -
ABC This Fall
13 Feb 2005, 8:32 pm -
Soft Stove
13 Feb 2005, 5:19 pm -
The Gates
13 Feb 2005, 5:04 pm -
“Good Art Won’t Match Your Sofa”
13 Feb 2005, 4:33 pm -
A Sign We Found at Food Emporium
09 Feb 2005, 1:58 pm -
Suce le Coq
04 Feb 2005, 1:17 pm -
New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York…
03 Feb 2005, 10:14 am
Jul 2004
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iPod-ish Albums
30 Jul 2004, 9:30 am -
Casablanca
24 Jul 2004, 8:45 pm -
Parking Is a Beach
22 Jul 2004, 10:57 am -
Quote of the Day
20 Jul 2004, 5:23 pm -
Normal People
20 Jul 2004, 11:03 am -
Half-Ass Restrooms
20 Jul 2004, 9:47 am -
Going to Sea World
18 Jul 2004, 11:21 am -
Quote of the Day
16 Jul 2004, 5:58 pm -
Weirdos
13 Jul 2004, 9:23 am -
Eerie-mail
08 Jul 2004, 11:19 am -
ADD-Whee!
02 Jul 2004, 11:51 am
Jun 2004
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WWBD
30 Jun 2004, 8:42 pm -
Drive Me Crazy
24 Jun 2004, 11:36 am -
The Soft Glow of Electric Sex
24 Jun 2004, 10:03 am -
Quote of the Day
23 Jun 2004, 12:35 pm -
The New Napkin
19 Jun 2004, 5:25 pm -
Don’t Be Emo
18 Jun 2004, 9:38 am -
Hedgehog!
16 Jun 2004, 2:31 pm -
Don’t Even THINK of Doing Inventory Here
16 Jun 2004, 2:06 pm -
My Mom’s Mom-Sense
10 Jun 2004, 9:06 am -
Stalkers on Aisle Four
10 Jun 2004, 9:02 am -
Coffee Break
09 Jun 2004, 1:40 pm -
Helll (with three L’s) Week
07 Jun 2004, 10:17 am
Apr 2004
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No Such Thing as a…
29 Apr 2004, 10:23 am -
Quote of the Day
28 Apr 2004, 12:37 pm -
Chicken of the PC
28 Apr 2004, 12:24 pm -
AMC Is Teasing Me
27 Apr 2004, 5:50 pm -
Natural Male Enhancement
26 Apr 2004, 11:43 pm -
La Habra Heights
26 Apr 2004, 2:01 pm -
Norbert, What Were You Thinking?
12 Apr 2004, 10:56 am -
Tiger Heat
09 Apr 2004, 11:13 am -
Umbrella Law
08 Apr 2004, 12:11 pm
Feb 2004
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Noguchi Garden
28 Feb 2004, 12:43 pm -
Proposed Amendments
27 Feb 2004, 11:04 am -
The Grey Album
25 Feb 2004, 11:58 am -
Vacation Laundry
25 Feb 2004, 9:25 am -
The Hart Park Regatta
23 Feb 2004, 11:29 am -
SM
18 Feb 2004, 2:26 pm -
“Join Us…”
05 Feb 2004, 11:59 am -
Privacy Policy
05 Feb 2004, 10:08 am -
Crushing Waves
04 Feb 2004, 2:12 pm -
Audition
04 Feb 2004, 11:02 am
Nov 2003
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We
27 Nov 2003, 12:02 pm -
Juggling, eh?
27 Nov 2003, 11:53 am -
Juggling
26 Nov 2003, 10:26 am -
Social Sines
20 Nov 2003, 11:00 am -
There’s a Neighbor to Blame
19 Nov 2003, 2:07 pm -
Brain Typos
14 Nov 2003, 3:22 pm -
The Crapper
14 Nov 2003, 2:53 pm -
Expulsion
14 Nov 2003, 1:49 pm -
Hair Dye Conversation
12 Nov 2003, 9:32 am -
The Woodbridge Prank
04 Nov 2003, 11:17 am -
Nicole
01 Nov 2003, 4:50 pm
Oct 2003
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Conversation with Amanda
23 Oct 2003, 12:41 am -
McClure’s Monday
22 Oct 2003, 9:45 am -
Eight Days of Music
18 Oct 2003, 4:27 pm -
“Old Friend”
16 Oct 2003, 5:05 pm -
Not-Scary Farm
16 Oct 2003, 3:12 pm -
Overheard
13 Oct 2003, 3:23 pm -
The Lollipop Guild
13 Oct 2003, 10:22 am -
Anything… Went
13 Oct 2003, 3:09 am -
Jesus Loves Chelsey
05 Oct 2003, 10:53 am -
100 Years… 100 Movies
01 Oct 2003, 10:35 am
Sep 2003
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“One of These Things Is Not Like the Others…”
29 Sep 2003, 11:59 am -
Olfaction
24 Sep 2003, 1:24 pm -
Better Than Asking for a Frappuccino
18 Sep 2003, 9:22 am -
Heather’s Ode
18 Sep 2003, 12:33 am -
820
14 Sep 2003, 2:14 pm -
Dexter
08 Sep 2003, 11:18 am -
Streaker?
04 Sep 2003, 7:30 pm -
Have a Nice Trip
04 Sep 2003, 7:00 pm -
To Check or Not To Check
04 Sep 2003, 4:30 pm -
Nice ‘n Easy
02 Sep 2003, 10:26 am -
The Scavenger Hunt
01 Sep 2003, 5:47 pm
Aug 2003
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The Easter Bunny Likes… Mischief?
28 Aug 2003, 9:20 am -
Four Drinks, Hash Browns, and an English Muffin
26 Aug 2003, 9:20 am -
Tepid Spot
22 Aug 2003, 4:46 pm -
Deirdre’s Feet
22 Aug 2003, 4:45 pm -
Nicole
22 Aug 2003, 4:44 pm -
Starbucks Rats
14 Aug 2003, 11:54 am -
“And Though I’m Not a Great Romancer…”
12 Aug 2003, 11:43 pm -
“You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.”
12 Aug 2003, 3:58 pm
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